anyway Chris Hemsworth knocking over everyone with mjölnir until he gets to Sam and Bucky and is like “I like these two, they can stay” is better than all of Captain America: Civil War and also is the most relatable thing he’s ever done
horrifying monster: *crawls into my window and reaches for me*
me: fucking finally, thank god
horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
me: can we at least make out a little
horrifying monster: you’re fucking sick
Husband was looking for me all round the house so he could show me something he’d made but he couldn’t find me so he just shouted really loudly, “Fantasy and Sci-fi are the same genre!” and the rational part of my brain doing laundry was like “I’m not responding to a meme, wait where am I going—” as I ascended up the basements stairs like the wrath of god, and he just turned like “there you are” and I’m SO MAD THAT IT WORKED
music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:
music for witches dancing at midnight
songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey
summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized
that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance