Cashier: cash or credit?
Elliot voiceover: okay I knew she would ask something like this because I hacked into her g-mail account last night her password was incredibly juvenile it was her dogs name and the year she graduated from Arizona state she secretly writes Doctor Who fan fiction on the Internet and voted for the Green Party in 2012 but she’s grown since then and has realized the frugality of voting for a third party in a society dominated by corporations also she likes to watch Dance Moms and has a boyfriend who is cheating on her with another man
Cashier: you’re not saying anything
Elliot: 👀
Cashier: 😐
Elliot: 👀
Elliot: Cash