Tag: capricorn

a basic understanding of the signs

aries: angry gay
taurus: good stubborn friend
gemini: two-faced but at least one of the faces is nice
cancer: sweet crybaby
leo: self-loathing narcissist
virgo: [sex joke]
libra: “this is fine” dog
scorpio: acts like an asshole, is crying on the inside
sagittarius: acts like an asshole, is crying on the outside
capricorn: e x i s t e n t i a l c r i s i s
aquarius: do they ever talk??
pisces: bubbly mom friend™ who can kill a bitch

the signs as animated movies

astrology-sighs:

Aries: “Princess Mononoke”- passion, courage, risky, hard-hitting, exploration 

Taurus: “Ratatouille”- tasteful, dependability, ambition, down-to-earth, persistence   

Gemini: “Inside Out”- witty, enthusiastic, multi-dimensional, versatility, unpredictability 

Cancer: “Lilo & Stitch”- family, protectiveness, creativity, spontaneous, emotional

Leo: “The Lion King”- honor, pride, loyalty, friendship, warmth

Virgo: “Atlantis: The Lost Empire”- intelligence, selflessness, detailed, hard-working, moral

Libra: “Beauty and the Beast”- freedom, kindness, acceptance, sacrifice, innocence

Scorpio: “Coraline”- mystery, bravery, intuition, determination, secretive

Sagittarius: “Up”- adventure, fearless, big-hearted, devotion, acceptance 

Capricorn: “Ghost in the Shell”- caution, wisdom, mathematical, disciplined, contemplative

Aquarius: “Spirited Away”- unique, curiosity, honesty, justness, independence

Pisces: “Howl’s Moving Castle”- escapism, kindness, imagination, loving, compassion

what the signs should focus on in 2017

aries: thinking before they make decisions and opening up more to people
taurus: loosening up and making things less complicated for themselves
gemini: realizing who their real friends are and stop giving energy to people who don’t appreciate it
cancer: being honest with their emotions and learning to not take their frustrations out on others
leo: listening to what other’s have to say and working on not taking everything so personally
virgo: taking time to do things for themselves, and not neglecting their needs for others
libra: learning to be happy without being constantly being surrounded by people who boost their egos
scorpio: learning to let things go and trusting the people that care about them
sagittarius: taking time to get to know people and letting people get to know them
capricorn: realizing they don’t have to plan their whole lives out; it’s okay to have fun
aquarius: going out and making real connections with others not just making acquaintances
pisces: cutting harmful people out of their lives