daisychainnihilism

tragicmushroom:

blandyblaugh:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

rat-mama:

i feel like the girls on here who are really into telling other people to moisturize are the same girls who used to shit on girls for having bad makeup but then they realized that wasnt feminist so they started doing this skincare thing under the guise that its basic self care instead of just another way to put girls down for not putting enough effort into their appearance

philomaela:

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

indiewire:

If you thought the trailer was beautiful, here is “The Shape Of Water” poster

dizzeikipling:

You:

me, an intellectual

vegansaurus:

It’s a rare albino ruby-throated hummingbird captured (I just mean on camera, silly!) by some youngins in Virginia! Go, bird-watching youngins!

This brings me to a more important point: I have a theory that the majority of small flowers are purple. Then white. Then pink. But mostly just purple. Take a look around!

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

ah yes…the 7 Game of AT&T… I remember it was yesterday

illuminosity:

*procrastinates happily*
remembers that i have Responsibilities
*procrastinates uneasily*